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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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