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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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