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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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