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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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