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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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