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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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