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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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