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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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