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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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