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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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