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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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