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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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