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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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