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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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