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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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