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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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