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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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