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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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