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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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