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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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