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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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