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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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