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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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