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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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