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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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