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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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