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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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