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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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