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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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