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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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