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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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