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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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