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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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