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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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