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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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