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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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