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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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