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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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