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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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