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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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