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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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