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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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