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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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