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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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