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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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