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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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