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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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