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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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