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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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