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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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