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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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