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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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