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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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