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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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