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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯
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