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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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