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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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