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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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