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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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