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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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