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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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