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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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